Chris CrockettArnold Palmer’s Ice Tea & Lemonade Mix Will Be Eating My Dust Sooner Than Later
May 19th 2010 16:00
See what a little status & name recognition can do for you? Arnie is about 99 years old and growing up as a little Arnie, he always liked to mix his goddamn iced tea with lemonade. So what does he do? Well, ten years ago he teams up with Arizona Ice Tea and they throw a little ice tea & lemonade together and hawk it to the public.
JACKPOT!!!!! WE HAVE A WINNER!
I saw a couple of 9 year old kids trying to move this shit for 25 cents a cup---Mama’s homemade style---down the corner from my house and it was moving about as fast as shit through a tin horn. Add a name like Arnie’s to it and BOOMSHACKALACKA!
Keep your ears to the grindstone people… In a about two years when I have some elevated status, I’m coming out with ‘Daddy TCFB’s Beantown Fluffanutta spread. Peanut butter and fluff, mixed together in ONE jar. The lazy parents of America will love this shit when they have to make school lunches at night. Two American dietary staples combined to make one luscious spread on your kid’s bread and send their blood sugar through the roof.
If this already exists---sue me---I didn’t know. I’ll think of something else. I’m out for blood, Arnie.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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