Chuck HAs Biggie Smalls Once Said, Mo Money Mo Problems, Slow Down A Little Floyd
November 28th 2009 14:35
(From Review Journal.com )
Boxing champ Floyd Mayweather Jr., rolling up to Bozarth Chevrolet (Ann Road and U.S. Highway 95) near closing time last week in a new white Rolls Royce Coupe worth about $300,000. Tailing him were six vehicles carrying about 20 members of his entourage. Mayweather, with a lady friend at his side, informed the car dealership that he had 30 minutes to do a deal. Fifteen minutes later, the young woman picked out a gold Tahoe sport utility vehicle and Mayweather paid for it with a Visa black card, the kind that reportedly allows one to buy a small jet in a blink of an eye. Mayweather said he was in a hurry. He didn't have time for a free gasoline fill-up, because he had to get ready for a big fight in a couple of months.
Two names to keep in mind here Pretty Boy Floyd....Stanley Burrell (aka MC Hammer) and Lenny 'Nails' Dykstra. Perform a little case study on your free time when you're not buying your 'dime piece' girlfriend pimped out Tahoe's with your Visa Black Card. Back when Hammer was 'Too Legit To Quit' rocking his Hammer pants in the late '80's he was paying about 25 of his closest homies from Oakland around $200K a piece in yearly salary to be members of his entourage and wash his underwear or whatever he had them doing. Nails Dykstra swindled the shit out of people and made them believe he was a financial Will Hunting of sorts and now all the high rollers who invested with him are asking us if we want to supersize our value meals at the Mickie D's drive-thru window. Lenny himself has filed for bankruptcy, just like Hammer had to back in the day. Watch out Floyd, as quickly as the money comes in, it can leave you just as quickly at times. I'm just going on a hunch here and assuming you're not all that bright of a guy. Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm gonna ride with that assumption and trust my hunch. There's only so many Rolls Royces and pimped out Tahoes that you can buy til the well dries up on you. I'm sure the young lady really loves you and couldn't live without you, and I'm sure she's the love of your life or love of the month or whatever, but she'd be ok in a pimped out used Jetta. Ease up on the gas pedal Pretty Boy.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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