Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week... Texan Bulldozer Crew Demo Wrong Home
May 2nd 2010 13:29
(From UPI )
DENTON, Texas, April 29 (UPI) -- A Texas woman said a demolition crew went to the wrong side of the street and punched a hole in her house with a bulldozer.
Francis Howard, 69, said she was staying with her son in Frisco, Texas, Wednesday when the bulldozer tore a hole in the front of her house at 724 Ruddell in Denton, the Denton Record-Chronicle reported Thursday.
Howard said a woman was digging irises in flower beds at the house and was able to stop the crews before they continued tearing it down.
City records state the house across the street, 721 Ruddell, was scheduled for demolition Wednesday.
There are 3 kinds of people: The ones that learn by reading, the few who learn by observation, and the rest of them who have to touch the fire to see for themselves if it's really hot.
Well these boys surely don’t fall into the ‘reading’ (the correct address) part, nor do they seem to ‘observe’---I don’t know---a picture maybe of which house they are actually getting ready to demolish (since they're not into reading), but they kinda/sorta fall into that third category. They 'touched' the smokin’ hot drywall that they just demolished and said, “awwww shit, boys… we done demolished the wrong home here.” Lesson learned? Hopefully, but probably not.
How’d you like to be good ole Francis Howard during this fiasco. Poor lady is staying with her son, perhaps enjoying some mouth watering juicy brisket hot off the grill, along with a couple/three Lone Star brewskis, then she gets the news that these ruh-tards have demo’d her effin house by accident. “Sorry, ma’am. Thank God for your gardening neighbor. If she didn’t scream at us and tell us to pull our heads out of our brainless asses, we woulda really done effed up and took out your whole house.”
Way to go boys. Welcome to the prestigious club of TCFB Asshat fame. Y’all are truly deserving members.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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