Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week...CA Tools Trying To Sell Kid At Walmart
June 27th 2010 16:09
(From Yahoo News)
SALINAS, Calif. – A California couple faces child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6-month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store.
Salinas police spokesman, Officer Lalo Villegas, said Thursday that Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, were arrested early Wednesday, hours after Fousek allegedly approached two women outside Walmart and asked if they'd like to purchase his child.
Haha.. So imagine if these twisted tools actually got one of the women to bite and actually purchase the child for a quick and easy $25?
“So hun, what’d you get at Walmart with Mary earlier?”
“Well hun, I actually bought…..”
“Holy shit! You bought one of those “real doll babies” for Sandy (their daughter)? Wait a minute, how real is that thing? I smell shit!”
“Well that’s just it, hun, I was….”
“OH MY EFFING GOD, I can almost see making the doll shit.. I get it. Here Sandy change the dolly’s diaper & blah.. blah.. but how did they make the fake shit smell so goddamn real? And now she’s screeching! Turn the effing thing off will you! Where’s the “off” button on this little bitch!?”
“Well that's just it, hun, I was....."
"WHAT!?!?!"
Chuck
~TCFB~
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