Chuck HAsshat Of The Week---Florida Woman Shaving 'Down There' As She Drives
March 7th 2010 14:31
As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.
Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.
"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it.
Keeping it ultra classy in the Florida Keys, I see.
I mean, can't you just see the producers of Cops kicking themselves in the ass for not shooting the show in the Keys when this was happening? Instant TV gold! Trashy ass Momma driving to meet her boyfriend as her ex holds the wheel while she shaves her privates for the new guy. Generous, loving ex-husband/ nicely kempt woman = Happy new boyfriend. As the Beatles once crooned, "All You Need Is Love".
Welcome to the prestigious club of TCFB Asshat fame, hun.
Chuck
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