Your Average JoeAsshat Of The Week---Jordan Iddings
December 20th 2009 14:38
MISSOULA, Mont., Dec. 17 (UPI) -- Authorities in Montana said a groom will have to walk down the aisle with a monitoring bracelet due to allegations of misconduct at his bachelor party.
Missoula police said Jordan B. Iddings, 24, will have to wear the bracelet as a condition of his release from jail while awaiting trial on charges of assault on a peace officer, a felony, and misdemeanor counts of sexual assault, disorderly conduct and assault, The Missoulian (Missoula) reported Thursday.
Iddings and five other men participating in his bachelor party were arrested Nov. 19. Iddings allegedly groped a woman at a bar and punched her in the face when she slapped him.
‘Atta Boy J.B!!! Nothing quite like saying ‘I do’ with a little monitoring bracelet bling on the ankle when your wedding day comes a calling. It adds a whole new dimension to the ceremony. I mean, WTF is ‘Daddy of the Bride’ thinking and telling his little princess right about now? ‘Honey, don’t worry, Jordan was just a little cocked and confused down the Wild Hog Saloon when he grabbed the nice young lady and punched her lights out. It doesn’t mean he’s a gunna treat you thataway baby. He’s a good boy.’ Honey, do yourself a favor, all signs point toward the fact that ole Jordan isn’t quite ready for the sacrament of marriage. Some slight maturity issues seem to be apparent in this here case. Now…don’t let the fact that he’s being awarded a crown today, cloud your judgment and interfere with the main issue at hand. J.B. isn’t ready hun! Now get over here and grab your crown Iddings.. Welcome to the club. You are truly a deserving Asshat!
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
It is entirely possible that Bar-chick was telling boy-genius that she had talked to his future wife and she said she wanted him to test the waters in order be sure about his commitment. Then after an innocuous hiney rub he said "No this is not for me because I am truly in love and committed to my proposed spouse". Bar-chick, angered by his rejection said that she was much prettier than his wife-to-be, which in turn caused boy-genius to defend his beautiful fiancé's honour. At this point tempers were heated and Bar-chick unizipped her slacks, thereby revealing that she was in fact biologically male. Thusly boy-genius, feeling sullied by physical tranny contact took a swing, unencumbered by his reluctance of striking a female.
Sheesh always blaming the guys for these types of occurrences.
Comment by Chuck H
TCFB
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