Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week...Man Destroying Meat In Supermarket..To Save Fat Girls
March 28th 2010 15:08
(From theindychannel.com)
EDINBURGH, Ind. -- A knife-wielding man was arrested earlier this week in what police called a meat massacre at a south-central Indiana supermarket.
Police said Anthony Coffman, 28, used a hunting knife to cut through meat packages, throwing open containers of raw beef on the floor. He then poured dog food over some of the meat in hopes of contaminating it so it couldn’t be sold, said Edinburgh police Deputy Chief David Lutz.
Coffman told police that he is a vegetarian and gets upset when others consume beef, telling the employee that God sent him to ruin the meat and that he was trying to save little girls from food he believes would make them “chubby.”
So, Tony was trying to save little girls from food he believes would make them chubby? Good work Tony boy, now take that same hunting knife over to your dope dealer's house and cut through all the packages of narcotics..... throw the powder and pills on the floor.....& cover it in dog food... to save yourself from becoming any more effin stupid than you already are, son.
Can you imagine working in this supermarket when this half breed comes marching in with his hunting knife? How extremely bizarre, but hey, he was only carrying out a mission from God, as he put it. God sent him to do this after his granny prepared a pot roast dinner for Tony. Tony told his granny to suck wind and die, "I'm not eating that shit", then headed to the meat department of the Jay C Food Store to save little fat girls everywhere.
Welcome to the prestigious club of Asshat fame, Tony.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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