Chuck HAsshat Of The Week..Marium Varinauskas Whips Out His Penis On A Female Police Officer
March 21st 2010 13:13
(From the BBC )
Marium Varinauskas, 28, tried to strike the officer on the head with his penis when she was called out to his flat, but she got out of the way.
The court heard he had been drinking heavily and could not remember committing the offence at his home in Aberdeen.
Police were called to his home by his girlfriend.
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.
Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck."
In the words of 38 Special..."Just hold on loosely.....& don't let go....If you cling too tight babe...You're gonna lose control!"
So good ole Marium lost a little control and started swinging around his man meat in front of a female officer. Big deal.
Isn't it pretty apparent what happened here? Marium gets home after tying on about 15 beers down the local pub and he thinks part two of the party is about to kick off when a sexy female cop is at his doorstep. "Goddamn it, I'm in some farkin luck tonight! She finally did it! My sweet farkin girlfriend finally ordered me up that stripper dressed as a policewoman! I've been waiting so long for this night. Get in here baby and shake your farkin arse for Marium! Check out my schlong.....OFFICER!"
Oh well, I tried, big guy. Welcome to the prestigious club of Asshat fame, Marium. You are truly a deserving member.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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