Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Me
October 17th 2009 23:10
Yes, me. Let me be the first to welcome myself to Asshat of the Week fame. I should know better by now than to fall asleep at the switch when I have a goddamn nice hoax planned. I had all the paperwork officially signed off on a week and a half ago by Smitty and his live-in girlfriend agreeing to no lawsuit against me if anything happened to him when I sent him up in a big badass hot air balloon with a 'TCFB' banner across the front of it. I was sending him up there with a case of cold Natty Lights and a female dwarf with a questionable moral compass who would've entertained him on the ride, which would've made things a lot more interesting when authorities rescued him. Hey, isn't that the beer chugging camera man on that new TCFB web show? And, wait a minute is that a case of empties and a female dwarf? I was doing this all for pub on 'my show' just like Balloon Boy's Daddy, but kudos to him, he beat me to it. Oh well. And to think, I already bought the stuff to give Smitty so he could puke on cue during Good Morning America just like Falcon did. Oh well...
Chuck
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