Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Memphis Mom Running Through School With A Sword
February 28th 2010 14:10
Police said the mother of an elementary school student drank a 40 ounce bottle of malt liquor before brandishing a sword in her child's school. The woman, 32, apparently intended to confront the parents of another child who had been in a spitting match with her child the previous day.
According to court records, an employee at Riverview Elementary School in Memphis reported a drunk woman armed with a sword was running through the halls of the school and had threatened to cut her
I AMMMMMMMMMM SPARTICUS!!!! OUTTA MY WAY BITCHES!
Quite honestly, how great is this story? Momma's kid gets pelted off the dome with a few spitballs and she goes all 'Braveheart' and drives over to the school with her sword to get even with the parents of the little sonofabitch kid who did this to her baby. How'd you like to be the janitor or whoever the 'employee' was that Momma saw in the hallway and threatened to cut up as she looked for the parents of the bad boy? Talk about doing a 'double take'... "Shit, what kind of mushrooms were in that omelette that I just ate at IHOP this morning... Am I tripping or did I really just get threatened by a crazy ass bitch that smelled of St. Ides running through the halls of good ole Riverview Elementary with a sword in her hand?!?! HELP ME!!!!!"
Quite honestly, how great is this story? Momma's kid gets pelted off the dome with a few spitballs and she goes all 'Braveheart' and drives over to the school with her sword to get even with the parents of the little sonofabitch kid who did this to her baby. How'd you like to be the janitor or whoever the 'employee' was that Momma saw in the hallway and threatened to cut up as she looked for the parents of the bad boy? Talk about doing a 'double take'... "Shit, what kind of mushrooms were in that omelette that I just ate at IHOP this morning... Am I tripping or did I really just get threatened by a crazy ass bitch that smelled of St. Ides running through the halls of good ole Riverview Elementary with a sword in her hand?!?! HELP ME!!!!!"
Chuck
~TCFB~
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