Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Michigan Lady Calling 911 On Herself While Driving Drunk
April 4th 2010 13:34
(From New York Daily News )
EAST LANSING, Mich. - Police in Michigan have released a copy of a 911 call where a suspected drunken driver chats with an emergency dispatcher for about 20 minutes before she is pulled over and arrested.
In the first moments of the March 13 call, the dispatcher asks: "Are you intoxicated?" and the woman replies: "Absolutely."
The dispatcher pleads with the woman to pull over and she tells him she "shouldn't be driving."
Well, there's plain ole regular drunk... and then there's brain numbing completely out of your mind peeing yourself blitzed. Our lady friend from Michigan falls into that second category.
I mean, I've gotten home safely after driving a little drunk and called the cops from my house giving them shit that they missed me out on the roads swerving around... 'nah.. nah...nah...nah...nah...nah'. .. style. A little taunting of the local police corps never hurt anybody. However, reporting yourself as a drunk driver to the authorities completely blows my mind.
Sorry, hun. Welcome to the prestigious club of TCFB Asshat fame. Happy Easter.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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