Chuck HAsshat Of The Week---Milwaukee Man Robbing His Mama
February 7th 2010 15:38
(From Milwaukee-Wisconsin Journal Sentinel )
A 21-year-old man whose mother shot him in the groin Thursday night told police he was trying to be funny by wearing a ski mask and pretending to rob her, but investigators aren't necessarily buying his story, a Milwaukee police spokesman said Friday.
Police are trying to determine if the man was actually trying to rob his 37-year-old mother, Sgt. Mark Stanmeyer said.
The man said he pretended to rob his mother behind their house in the 3700 block of N. 13th St. as she returned from shopping about 9 p.m., according to a statement from the police department.
His mother drew a .357-caliber revolver and fired several shots, hitting her son at least twice, the statement says.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
I was going to attempt to test the ole 'awareness of my surroundings' factor on my own Ma, on April Fools Day 2010. Way to rain on my parade you rotten no good bratwurst eating Milwaukeean.
I figured, I'd let Ma get home from the supermarket with her bundles and as she entered the house, I'd 40 yard dash it to the front door from my car with a realistic looking cap gun and a mask on my head. I'd attempt to start swiping her groceries like I do all the time when I'm visiting, but this time I'd be stepping it up a notch as a stick up man to make sure the ole lady can still handle herself under some adverse circumstances. Oh well, I'll think of something else, Ma.
Welcome to the club young man. You are a true Asshat. E-mail me to collect your medal.
Chuck
~TCFB
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