Chuck HAsshat Of The Week---'Pat the Patriot'
December 13th 2009 14:03
(AP) An off-duty New England Patriots mascot was arrested during a prostitution sting by Rhode Island cops, one of eight suspected johns nabbed in Johnston, R.I., according to police and press reports.
State police say Robert Sormanti of Warwick was among those arrested in an undercover sting at a hotel. Sormanti, 47, one of several performers who don the Pat Patriot costume at Patriots games across the country, was charged with soliciting sex for a fee and was released on his own recognizance after his arraignment, The Providence Journal reported.
Well, when it rains it pours in Patriot Nation right now huh??!! First, Randy Moss, Adalius Thomas, Derrick Burgess and Gary Guyton get sent home from practice cuz, as Thomas put it, 'this ain't the Jetsons, I can't fly over a bunch of cars in a traffic jam.' I will however give Burgess credit for being the only one to stand up like a man and stumble and mumble out of the corner of his mouth, an admission of guilt in this matter as he took responsibility for his actions. But now this?? Pat the Patriot soliciting sex in Rhodie? Who is in charge of this dink? Does Bobby Kraft need this right now Pat? What do you think? Stay out of the papers! Don't be a dirty hound and get busted in Johnston, R.I., when you feel like paying for sex. You run in some high end circles, being around that Patriot locker room, correct? The next time you're jonesing and feel like wasting your hard earned money on hookers, talk to one of the guys in the locker room and get yourself a phone number for delivery. Bobby Kraft doesn't need his mascot getting caught drueling all over himself while staring at hookers in a Rhode Island hotel lobby as you decide which one to buy. Welcome to the club, Pat, you are a very deserving Asshat
Chuck
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Gals must be lining up considering the size of those big foam rubber shoes. You know what they say about guys with large feet.
The dorks with the muskets I can understand but not Pat. Like Tiger and Kirby Puckett, I guess we really never know.