Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Robinson Emuetama
December 27th 2009 14:31
(From APP.com )
A Nigerian businessman burned to death after his pants caught on fire when angrily kicked a lighted stove.
Robinson Emuetama of Ewu, Delta State, became angry after coming home from work Wednesday and discovering that his dinner was not prepared, Online Nigeria reports.
He immediately told his wife to cook something. When the food was not ready after a while, the 45-year-old man went into the kitchen and kicked the stove.
Embers escaped from the flying unit and landed on the hem of Emuetama’s pants, causing them to catch on fire.
Ok, I don't know how many of you watched the Sopranos on HBO, but the first thing I thought of here is that scene where Richie Aprile was pissed and snapped at Janice to get some dinner ready. There were no more scenes for Richie thereafter since Janice had reached the point of no return with him and shot him to death during that great Soprano scene.
Kudos to Mr. Emuetama's wife for not shooting Robinson, but needless to say, she didn't have to do so in this case. Dopey was so pissed that he decided to kick the stove. 'Goddamn it, you useless bitch, when I get home from work pissed off cuz my boss has been tooling on me all day cuz I'm a useless sack of shit, you better have me some dinner ready! What did I tell you?!! You've angered me so much, you bitch, Imma gonna kick the shit out of this stove and set my pants on fire and die!' Later Robinson!.... Godspeed my friend. Welcome to the club, you are a truly deserving Asshat. I wonder if he came out medium rare or extra crispy?
Chuck
~TCFB~
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