Your Average JoeAsshat Of The Week---Rodell Vereen
November 8th 2009 16:34
CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison.
Multiple media outlets report that Rodell Vereen was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered Vereen to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he's released.
Authorities charged Vereen, 50, after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley said she had noticed her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strangely. She also noticed things had been moved around near the horse's stall at her stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach
Kenley had seen Vereen before. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse and was put on probation and ordered to register as a sex offender.
Well, all I can say is that I'm glad this horsie sex fiend was caught and ordered to get therapy and to stay away from Lazy B stables when his jail sentence expires in three years. Kudos to the South Carolina judicial system. I'd imagine horsie sex addiction is an awful addiction... but lets compromise a little here...Poor Rodell didn't kill anybody or rob anybody, he was simply displaying his affection for Sugar. Poor guy's obviously in love. Considering the fact that a normal horse has a penis the size of a rocket launcher, Sugar most likely didn't feel a thing when Rodell was giving her some human lovin'. Since Rodell has become 'one' with a horse on more than one occasion, maybe the state of South Carolina will recognize him as a legend in his field and at least hire a painter to come in and spice up the ceiling in his jail cell with a little personalized centour for the troubled old bastard while he's chillin in the clink for the next three years? Welcome to the club, Rodell. You are one sick, sick, sick bastard.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Being the analytical kind of guy I am, I am a intrigued by the logistics of this enterprise. Is a step stool involved in this procedure or is it just a running leap at the hindquarters? Horses tend to be active animals so are restraints involved to limit movement? I hope the poor animal wasn't given any drugs. No roofy on the hoofy, if you will. Do horses require cuddling and reassurance of your respect afterwards?
All questions that need to be asked.
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