Your Average JoeAsshat Of The Week---Saudi Arabian Gentleman With Six Wives
February 21st 2010 14:46
JIZAN, Saudi Arabia, Feb. 19 (UPI) -- A Saudi Arabian court handed down a 120-lash sentence to a man who was simultaneously married to six women -- two more than the legal limit.
The defendant, a member of the Saudi Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, a religious police force, was also ordered to read two chapters of the Koran and was banned from leading prayers.
Whoa!!
Slow it down stallion! Get the horsie back in the stable, son. So let me get this straight....Four wives just didn't cut the mustard, eh? Your sexual appetite was still craving more and needed additional satisfaction?
No more leading the congregation in prayer for a little while, my man. Get your shirt off, throw your chaps on and take your lashes like a man. You need to get yourself focused again. I agree, it sucks that you are only permitted four wives max, but we can't be greedy. Sometimes we have to make the most out of what we have in life.
I wish you luck in recovery and I welcome you to the prestigious club of TCFB Asshats. You are truly a deserving member.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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