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Asshat Of The Week---September 6, 2009

September 6th 2009 11:55

SALT LAKE CITY(AP) - A Salt Lake City woman who held a Guinness World Record for her long fingernails before they broke off in a car crash says it was the most dramatic event of her life.

But Lee Redmond, who lost the fingernails in February, says it's now much easier to do things and her hands seem to fly with the weight of the nails gone.

The 68-year-old won't grow her nails out again, saying it took 30 years the first time and she may not live for another 30.
Lee Redmond,fingernails,Guiness Book of World Records

Ok, this isn't just Asshat Of The Week this week......Lee Redmond is the Asshat of the past three decades. This mental midget hadn't cut her nails since 1979! I mean, think about being half asleep in the sack with Lee and forgetting about those curly fries for fingernails and accidently requesting a rub-down from your lady..." OHHHHH........NOT...... DOWWWWN.........THERE.....HON EEEY!!!! WTF!!!! The woman could accidently Bobbitt your ass during a rub-down. Now, I'm not saying God caused this little car accident, but I will say this.... God was disgusted at Redmond's disgusting 30 year habit and gave her his own manicure.

Chuck Hanf

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Comment by jason007thomas

September 6th 2009 15:13
WOW what the hell did she do for a living???
how did she cook let alone how did she eat??!!
how in the hell did she have, uuh oh not gonna say or think about that one

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