Your Average JoeAsshat Of The Week---Silly Ass Preggo Wife Slappin' Bastard...Marquevious Bell
July 25th 2010 13:19
(From The Weekly Vice)
Rock Hill, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) - Marquevious Jabar Bell, a 20-year-old Rock Hill man, was jailed Wednesday after he allegedly beat his wife while she was in the hospital, delivering their child.
Investigators say the couple got into an argument, which led to Bell slapping his girlfriend across the face with an open hand, then hitting her several more times.
Investigators say the couple got into an argument, which led to Bell slapping his girlfriend across the face with an open hand, then hitting her several more times.
Let this serve as a PSA for Wifey TCFB as we (she) heads into labor within the next two weeks or so with our baby daughter.
Do not screw with me when we get to the hospital and make me slap your silly ass around in front of everyone when we arrive. I've been under a lot of stress with this pregnancy and I will be like a 195 pound fish out of water once you are in labor.
Yes, I realize you are carrying the already 7 pound watermelon ---who doubles as my little princess---around and you are extremely uncomfortable at this point of the pregnancy. But, as always, my stress level and well being comes first.
Don't push me!
Ok, all bullshit aside, congratulations are in order for my friend, Marquevious Jabar Bell. It takes one hell of an asshat to bitch slap your wife around when she is heading in to deliver your child.
Quality human being.
Marquevious Jabar Bell = TCFB Asshat of the Week.
Good Day.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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