Your Average JoeAsshat Of The Week---South Florida Bomb Threatening Lady
December 6th 2009 18:35
MIAMI - A South Florida woman has been charged with calling in a bomb threat to keep her boss from missing a flight. An arrest report said a 31-year-old woman was charged Thursday with making a false report of planting a bomb.
Investigators tracked the e-mail to the woman's computer.
During questioning, the woman reportedly told police that her boss had been booked on the flight to Honduras, but she had caused him to be late for the flight. She thought the bomb threat would give her boss time to make it.
The woman was being held on $7,500 bail.
My take? Well, people aren't always thinking clearly after sex with the boss. Especially when your sexual encounter has caused boss man to be late for his flight. I understand. However, calling in to the airport and e-mailing the airport with a bomb threat because boss man is running late for his flight and you want him to make it seems a little overboard. Dontcha think? Next time, while in the afterglow of some great 'boss/employee' sexual horseplay, just light up a cigarette or fix yourself a nice stiff drink and if the guy misses his flight, so be it. Welcome to the club, you are a fine, outstanding Asshat.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Was this "boss" going to Honduras for a golf tournament or a Nike or Buick endorsement?