Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Ta-Bo The Japanese Otaku!
January 10th 2010 13:16
From Weirdasianews.com
An otaku who develops romantic feelings for non-living items — such as a pillow, video game character, or sex doll— is known more specifically as a 2-D lover.
One such 2-D lover is Ta-Bo (pictured below with his upper face omitted), a 45-year-old engineer from Japan who owns over 170,000 USD worth of Candy Girl Dolls, each manufactured by Japanese sex doll company Orient Industries.
He has completely given up on real-life women. “A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those things,” he says. “They belong to me 100 percent!”
After a day at a regular 9-5 job, Ta-Bo returns home and greets his ‘girlfriends’ by name, after which he bathes them, rubs them with powder to make them more life-like, and then gets them ready for bed by dressing them all, one by one, with lingerie.
Well. Well. Well. Wish me luck friends, I'm approaching the wife this morning. Enough is enough. I'm tired of wondering if she's cheating on me or betraying me. I'm a fragile, sensitive man. I wanna be like Ta-Bo! This sounds like the EFFIN life of a king, doesn't it? I mean, think about it, I'd get home from a long day at work, get my stories ready for the site the next day, then powder up all my dolly wives, throw some skimpy thongs on them all and dress em up in some of the finest lingerie known to man. The best part of it is, there's no way I can get a color of lingerie that they don't like cuz they can't talk back to me. They're mutes. High-end plastic mutes! What a concept! I don't care one goddamn bit that these dolls were originally manufactured for severely handicapped people who were incapable of securing a life partner. It doesn't make me feel like any less of a man. If it's good enough for Ta-Bo,( I mean look at that pimp with all of that hot dolly ass around him) it's good enough for me.
Ta-Bo, you are in severe need of some professional help. You need a psychiatrist to talk to and build your self esteem back up to where it needs to be. Honestly, you are so EFFED up, I don't know if it's even possible to fix. I'm here today to hopefully jump start that process for you. Now get over here and claim your award! You are a truly deserving Asshat!
Chuck
~TCFB~
An otaku who develops romantic feelings for non-living items — such as a pillow, video game character, or sex doll— is known more specifically as a 2-D lover.
One such 2-D lover is Ta-Bo (pictured below with his upper face omitted), a 45-year-old engineer from Japan who owns over 170,000 USD worth of Candy Girl Dolls, each manufactured by Japanese sex doll company Orient Industries.
He has completely given up on real-life women. “A human girl can cheat on you or betray you sometimes, but these dolls never do those things,” he says. “They belong to me 100 percent!”
After a day at a regular 9-5 job, Ta-Bo returns home and greets his ‘girlfriends’ by name, after which he bathes them, rubs them with powder to make them more life-like, and then gets them ready for bed by dressing them all, one by one, with lingerie.
Well. Well. Well. Wish me luck friends, I'm approaching the wife this morning. Enough is enough. I'm tired of wondering if she's cheating on me or betraying me. I'm a fragile, sensitive man. I wanna be like Ta-Bo! This sounds like the EFFIN life of a king, doesn't it? I mean, think about it, I'd get home from a long day at work, get my stories ready for the site the next day, then powder up all my dolly wives, throw some skimpy thongs on them all and dress em up in some of the finest lingerie known to man. The best part of it is, there's no way I can get a color of lingerie that they don't like cuz they can't talk back to me. They're mutes. High-end plastic mutes! What a concept! I don't care one goddamn bit that these dolls were originally manufactured for severely handicapped people who were incapable of securing a life partner. It doesn't make me feel like any less of a man. If it's good enough for Ta-Bo,( I mean look at that pimp with all of that hot dolly ass around him) it's good enough for me.
Ta-Bo, you are in severe need of some professional help. You need a psychiatrist to talk to and build your self esteem back up to where it needs to be. Honestly, you are so EFFED up, I don't know if it's even possible to fix. I'm here today to hopefully jump start that process for you. Now get over here and claim your award! You are a truly deserving Asshat!
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
I am always loathe to jump to a conclusion from first impressions and can see some upside to being able to place Latexia in the passenger seat to use the HOV lane on the highway, not paying for an extra plane ticket for your partner, etc...
Unfortunately one thing came to mind unbidden. How does he bathe his harem? In a word....
YUCK!!!
I work in the medical device industry and know what types of reactions occur between certain substances and latex. Since latex is biologically based and so is...other stuff, well you aren't talking about a very sterile environment. So TA BOO there better make sure he is giving Sandra a proper squeege after their encounter or he is going to be "enjoying the company of" one hell of a petri dish.
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Murray
Comment by 5280
If you feel that strongly about eliminating another human being you might be better served making the statement as an entity other than "anonymous".
Pretty sour humor there. This guy hasn't hurt anyone but himself.
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