Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Trista Joy Lathern
November 15th 2009 14:15
(AP) Folks in central Texas don’t like being played for boobs — especially by a woman who claimed to have breast cancer when all she really had was a chest that was flatter than she wanted it to be.
In August, more than 100 people showed up at Waco’s Hog Creek Icehouse Saloon to participate in an all-day benefit organized to raise funds for 24-year-old Trista Joy Lathern, who told everybody that, not having health coverage, she needed the money to treat her breast cancer. According to the McLennan County Sheriff’s Office, it was later discovered that Lathern never had breast cancer.
But after collecting an estimated $10,000 at the benefit, she did show up with a new, $6,800 set of breasts.
Right on. Welcome… to ….Asshat….Fame! Whaddaya know, the folks that showed up down the good ole Waco’s Hog Creek Icehouse Saloon got duped! This Asshat even shaved her head and told her husband she had cancer. All for a pretty pair of chesty flotation devices? Honey…..one question….Why go through all of this for fake tata’s and run yourself down mentally by all the lying to your husband and everyone down the Hog Creek Saloon? Why? Don’t you know what you do in 2009 if you need a fresh rack of tata’s? You date Pete Rose for a little while.... call him 'Daddy Hit King’ a few times when you’re in the sack with him and he’ll take care of the rest for you.. Hell, he might even get you into Playboy and make you his girlfriend........Look what it did for his current lady love......
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Yesterday was pretty suck between the two of us huh? Cripes. Oh well. Still better than being Raiderfan.
So the way I see it, those who donated will not be able to recover their money but that money and, by extension, whatever the funds were used to procure, rightfully belongs to them.
Now I don't want to go down the King Solomon path here. Let her keep the boobies. If you have seen a picture of this broad, it is a community service to provide something to distract you from looking at her face. However, if they rightfully belong to the lads down at the pub, well...I think you can see where I am going with this.
Thanks bro.
6-3 is still better than wearing a Jamarcus Russell jersey