Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week---Vivaeros... The Vagina Cologne Fellas
April 11th 2010 13:29
(From CocoPerez.com )
We wish we were kidding.
German company Vivaeros has developed a cologne for men (and probably some women) that smells like you guess it, vagina!
Head of the company Guido Lenssen says they developed the Vulva Original by taking a combination of urine, sweat, and female arousal from women of all ages.
Seksi!
Well, thanks a lot you disgusting German bastards. I'm just a man, trying to wake up with my morning coffee and Cheerios in search of an asshat....Then I read some shit like this that completely blows my mind. I nearly puked in the Cheerios. Danke, you misfits! This makes me ashamed to be of German descent.
That's about all people, don't have much more on this topic, only this... If any of my more mentally twisted readers....ever..... ever buy this shit, immediately schedule yourself for termination. And whatever you do, do not reproduce.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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