Chris CrockettAsshat Of The Week...Washington Convict Packing His Ass With Goodies
June 13th 2010 16:12
(From Kiro TV)
WENATCHEE, Wash. -- Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.
HEY NOW!!!!!
I don't know about your ass, but mine surely clenched up quite a bit when I read that little piece of literature above. Very disturbing to say the least.
I can remember when I was a young lad---probably about 13---and I had severe pain in my lower stomach area in the middle of the night. I got up and told my ole man and he got me to the ER. Long story short, the doctor told me that he had to go up the ole backdoor to explore a couple three things that might be causing me to be in this much pain. I was immediately panic stricken. This was not about to happen to me, I thought, as I'm slightly bent over in one of those hospital skirts while leaning forward on a gurney.
It happened.
I proceeded to push said gurney all the way across the room as the Doc followed me with his thumb in my ass. It was quite the spectacle. I felt violated.
That said.....jamming a lighter, rolling papers, tobacco, pot, pipe, tattoo ink, & eight tattoo needles, just doesn't seem right. Nor does it seem possible, but hey, pack that shit up there buddy.
Rectal Convict in Washington = TCFB Asshat of the Week.
Good Day.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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