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Benny The Bull Says What Up Bitches

August 19th 2010 17:30
bull charging into crowd in Spain


(From AFP)

MADRID — A bull leapt out of the arena at a bullring in northern Spain Wednesday and charged into a crowd of terrified spectators, injuring some 30 people, Spanish media said.

Spanish public television showed dramatic images of screaming spectators, including children, frantically trying to avoid the animal after it hurdled a security barrier that surrounds the arena as well as a fence and clambered into the crowded stands.

The incident occurred Wednesday evening in the bullring in the town of Tafalla, in the Navarra

Once again, if you choose to entertain yourself by watching a goddamn bull get teased by a little flamboyant firecracker waving a red napkin---otherwise known as a bullfighter---you must face the consequences.

Benny the Bull obviously was having a bad day and decided he wanted to induce a little involuntary shitting of the pants within the crowd.

The only lousy part about it is that the poor bull had to die for his actions. How bout the pack of putz’ that find this entertaining?

Last I heard there were over 200 beautiful golf courses in Spain, as well as fine windsurfing at the widely popular Resort of Tarifa. Not to mention the wide variety of scuba diving sites and abundance of National parks. Any of those options would be a nice way to spend some free time, wouldn't you say?

Nah, I’m gonna go sit in a smelly, sweaty ass stadium and watch some skinny tool tease a bull.

Joke is on you, you pack of pendejos.


(BTW, check out the crazy broad who's face is in between the two bull horns. She is smiling as Benny throws himself into the front row. Is one of the tools in a suit her ex-husband or something? Lil' odd.)

Chuck
~TCFB~

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Comment by Anonymous

August 20th 2010 16:39
thats awesome.

Comment by CMG

August 25th 2010 16:15
good. the pricks watching bull "fights" deserve a taste of what the bull goes through. ALL of the bulls end up being killed by darts and then swords so at least he got to dole out some pain 1st. its a brutal and inhumane practice, I wish painful infections that end in slow deaths to those that were injured. and the matadors deserve cancer of their little dicks.
Chris G.

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