Your Average JoeCaster Semenya Says What Up Bitches & Stirs Up Old Memories
July 16th 2010 16:48
(From ESPN)
LAPPEENRANTA, Finland -- Caster Semenya won her first race since being cleared to return to competition after undergoing gender tests, winning the 800 meters on Thursday in a modest time against a weak field at a low-key meet.
Ahhh, memories…
Back when all this “Twig & Berry Gate” was going on last summer with good ole Caster, there were assumptions galore…. “What’s Caster packin’ down in the mid-southern region of the bod? I mean that’s gotta be a man, right?” I figured, damn, let me get in touch with the International Association of Athletics Federations shoot them an idea for a gender test that would surely get the job done. The IAAF was having trouble getting to the bottom of this matter and I had an idea.
I pitched the idea and they went for it…
This was around the same time as “restaurant booth gate” when Rick Pitino was romancing the blonde cougar who “wasn’t his wife” down at a Kentucky hotspot.
We’d dress Caster in some lacy black stockings and pumps along with a little low-cut black cocktail dress that showcases the cleavage and have he/her prance around the bar area that Coach Rick Pitino frequents. If the pretty young thing does the job and turns Ricky on, let him be the gender judge after he takes Caster down to his 'booth' where all the fun takes place after hours.
Needless to say, if you thought Joe Pesci was pissed off in Goodfella’s when Frank Vincent told him to “go home and grab his fucking shine box”, you had to see Coach Pitino’s reaction when.....well.....he found it. Not good. No ding-a-ling for Coach P.
Anyway, I reported the results to the IAAF and they decided to run their own tests as well. They declared Caster a female after extensive testing. They also told me to keep my mouth shut on what we told them Coach & I had found. You see, they wanted a woman track star bad and they felt their tests were “close enough” to a female match.
Well, it worked. Caster is already kicking ass and taking names as a femme fatale. Oh, and I sent my “hush money” check back to the IAAF.
There’s no bribing Daddy TCFB.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Is there something you aren't telling us? Do you own the DVD for To Wong Foo? Wesley Snipes is a beautiful man, granted but well. Not beautiful in THAT way.
I know it can't be penis envy well because well...yeah they had tests to check.
Just worried you aren't leaving the Red Sox to sign with the Yankees because it is closer to your family...so to speak.
Here is a different proposition that would throw a control test in the mix with your RP test. Do the same thing but put him in the same Italian restaurant with Eddie Murphy.