Chris CrockettColts Fan Getting 'Auto Tats' Of Every Player & Coach From '07 Champs Team
February 11th 2010 14:00
( From post on Midwest Sports Fans )
Colts fan Matt Ellis was all over the Super Bowl pregame shows because he is getting "auto-tats" for every player/coach on the 2007 Super Bowl champion Colts...proof that even Indy's dedicated fans are losers.
Oh, so what!
'Loser' is a little harsh, don't you think?
So Matty Ellis has a tat on his wiener--and when he gets aroused-- a pic of Peyton Manning with one of his dopey faces expands and is at full attention staring at his lady. What's the big deal here? To each their own. Go team! He's proud of his '07 Colts. I wonder if 'tat' Peyton can audible like 'real life' Peyton and change the call in the bedroom if he doesn't like what he sees Matty bringing home from the local saloon that night.
A source told me that he left ex-Colts coach, Tony Dungy, purposely off of the 'auto tat' list. Yeah, it turns out he calls Dungy and invites him over every time he's about to get his 'sexual healing' on because he wants to know what it feels like to be 'coached' by a champion in person. Apparently he thinks it'll make him feel more like an actual part of the team. Word on the street is that the coach has yet to return any of Ellis' calls. Probably a good move, Coach D. I'm not sure, but Matty seems like he might have a couple/three problems.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by Chuck H
TCFB
Hold on, I actually wrote the piece, who am I calling sick?
While I have you, I saw a stat yesterday that amazed me... Did you know John Elway (who I consider one of my top 3 all time best QB's) is the most sacked QB ever? I was surprised, considering his running ability.
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