Chris CrockettDavid Aardsma Says 'What Up' Via E-Mail Bologna Pony Show
April 21st 2010 16:30
(Courtesy of Deadspin)
"To whom it may concern:
I have a photo of Seattle Mariners pitcher David Aardsma that may be of interest to your magazine publication. Sent to my phone directly from Mr. Aardsma (camera phone of Mr. Aardsma clearly displayed in the picture itself) showing subject in VERY compromising position (i.e. fully nude). Considering his marital status and prominent position in the Seattle community, this photo necessitates significant attention."
I have a photo of Seattle Mariners pitcher David Aardsma that may be of interest to your magazine publication. Sent to my phone directly from Mr. Aardsma (camera phone of Mr. Aardsma clearly displayed in the picture itself) showing subject in VERY compromising position (i.e. fully nude). Considering his marital status and prominent position in the Seattle community, this photo necessitates significant attention."
So, another day, another athlete showing off the bologna pony. WTF ever happened to a little long distance foreplay in these here United States of America. You know, send the young lady (who happens to not be your wife) a pic of your award winning pearly white smile via e-mail first.. then gradually ease into a little flash of oiled up bicep followed perhaps with a gander of nicely toned ass cheek (from what I've heard, the ladies love a nice ass and finely toned arms). Then break out the big kahuna after lathering her up a little via sprint picture mail and the aforementioned body parts. Don't underestimate the power and intrigue of 'I wonder what jock boy is gonna send me next' when engaging in this type of behavior.
Aardsma, let me ask you a question. What do you see in the morning when you look in the mirror? Let me tell you what you see. A dumb sonbitch.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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