Chris CrockettDon't Worry About This Unfaithful Gatorade Hoax Tiger
January 12th 2010 19:00
(From Thaindian News )
Jan 12, (THAINDIAN NEWS) Tiger Woods is going through a tough phase of his life, after several mistresses revealed their affairs with the golf pro. The recent news indicate that the situation is becoming tougher for the golfer, who has shunned all media for several weeks. A recent report stated that some tampered cans of Gatorade were found at a store in Colorado recently, with labels which reflected the word “unfaithful” and the picture of Tiger Woods with his wife. Many fans have been shocked by the infidelity reports of Tiger Woods and have criticized the golfer but the recent reports of Gatorade labels with the golfer’s image has given rise to several controversies.
Beware of the 'Tiger Shark'!
OK, enough is enough here. Since when is it OK to just bash someone who clearly has an awful addiction. Why don’t you people out in Colorado go ask your ‘God of the Gridiron’---John Elway, how easy it is to keep the marital fires burning brightly when you’re of high-end celebrity status. Huh? Go do that! Enough throwing stones! What are you people perfect? Poor bastard. No worries Tiger, it’ll all be better soon. Once your face heals up and the Nike ‘swoosh’ indentation clears up under your eye from when Elin smashed you with the pitching wedge, you will once again dominate (on the course and off!). It’s trials and tribulations like these that make you stronger Tiger. Don’t forget that. These Gatorade shenanigans are just a minor blip on your road to recovery radar screen.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
John was under a microscope where he was publicly derided for not giving out Halloween candy and being a lush because he got caught out drinking with his buddies. As well as many Mr. Ed references in Drew Litton cartoons.
John Elway by Drew Litton
Any affairs were only rumoured and to even put him in the same sentence with Tiger Woods is like putting Golden Boy Brady with Shawn Kemp for bastard children.
I am just sorry my homey in the 303 couldn't have been more creative
Comment by Chuck H
TCFB
Classic! Good work Daly!