Chris CrockettGrab Your Stab Proof Vest Son…Let’s Head To The Game!
January 22nd 2010 13:47
( From the West Cape News )
A British company is cashing in on security concerns around the World Cup and is marketing “stab proof” vests branded with the flags of competing countries, to soccer fans heading for South Africa in June.
Football fan Sascha Cutura, the founder of Protektorvest, says he hit on the idea after reading a story about how the German team’s World Cup team security consultants had advised players and support staff to wear bullet proof vests when they ventured out of their hotel.
Do you get the feeling that something might have gone awry when we are now spending a great deal of money on buying ‘stab proof’ vests with our respective countries flag on the front before we head to the World Cup soccer matches? I mean, I knew people were getting stomped on and trampled at soccer matches but I had no idea people were shanking each other.
What is happening with the world people? “C’mon son, grab your ‘you ain’t stabbing me today you effin hooligans’ vest and put it on like Daddy. We’re late for the game! Bye Mommy!”
Is this what’s going to eventually happen when Sox/Yankees games commence in say, 2015? Enough with the flinging of Fenway Franks topped with a little Guldens off of the heads of a couple of Yankee fans in the bleachers, let’s stab the bastards!
I can see it now…It’s the year 2015… My 5 year old son or daughter and I walking into Fenway rocking our official MLB Red Sox stab proof vests. Does it get any better than that? Peace. Love. Harmony.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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