Has Shaquille O’Neal’s Estranged Wife Driven Him To Zen Therapy With Coach Phil?
April 16th 2010 13:16
(From TMZ Sports )
Shaquille O'Neal believes his estranged wife Shaunie O'Neal may be cooking up a "televised revenge" plot on her VH1 reality show -- and now he's making legal threats to keep her from Shaq-bashing on the air.
Shaq's lawyer has fired off a letter to the network -- obtained by TMZ -- in which he demands VH1 immediately halt production on "any further episodes of 'Basketball Wives' which make any reference to Mr. O'Neal."
Shaq's lawyer claims Shaunie signed a confidentiality agreement at some point in their relationship -- so if she says anything about Shaq on TV, she and the production company will find their asses in court.
Oh, goodness gracious, Shaquille Rashaun ‘Diesel’ O'Neal!
Dude, you better call up your former leader, Coach Phil, and get some goddamn ‘zen’ house call therapy, because you’re screwed. A little meditation in the attainment of enlightenment is the right call here in this here case. You should’ve thought of potentially getting publicly embarrassed before you started slippin the ‘diesel’ donkey to every female who’d take it---nation wide.
Don’t forget the five houses of zen, Shaq: Guiyang school, Linji, Caodong, Yunmen, and Fayan. You didn’t happen to see a... 'Shaqlovesbootiebesideshisbigmouthwifesandshebettershutup'School on that list, right? Exactly.
Eye on the prize, son. Meditation in the attainment of enlightenment.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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