Chris CrockettHelp Me Tiger...I'm Going To TPC Sawgrass!
December 11th 2009 13:52
(Comment written at 6:07 on 12/10)
'Looking for a little advice---I'm going to be playing TPC Sawgrass, the Stadium Course soon, and not being a very low handicapper I was wondering if you had any strategy tips you would care to share. Many thanks.'
Do you know what that is? That is some stupid bastard's request of Tiger Woods in the comments section of a Jim Furyk post on Woods' website yesterday. Gee, you tool, lets think about this for a second. Tiger has been locked up in his bathroom since Black Friday playing with his 'putter' and hoping Elin doesn't stop by the house with a shiny new pitching wedge she wants to test out on his teeth. What do you think the chances are of him giving you a few strategy tips for you and your buddies sausage party trip to TPC Sawgrass? Slim to none dontcha think putz? What a tool. Go rent Tiger Woods '10 for your Playstation. He makes those games so putz' like you don't write on his website about 'can you give me some strategy tips, I'm so excited to play TPC Sawgrass Tiger.' Go check the putting grid in the video game, it's why he has EA sports make those games so realistic you moron. Your handicap sucks anyway, the course is going to eat you alive.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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