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Hey Marlins Fans...Blow Your Vuvus On Your Own Time!

June 21st 2010 19:00
Florida Marlins fan,vuvuzela
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!


I don’t hit women.

If I did, and if I could’ve crawled through the TV, I would’ve facepalmed this annoying hen Saturday night at the Marlins game. Sorry, you were the one they kept showing, hun.

You and the rest of your bastardly vuvuzela blowing friends, listen here: Blow your vuvus when your hapless Marlins aren’t on the MLB Network and I’m not at my parents house celebrating Father’s Day a day early. You want a back rub from your hubby? Blow your vuvu. You want the once a month sex that you and your hubby engage in now as you’re older? Blow your vuvu twice. Once to get his attention, and once more for good luck in hopes that nobody gets hurt during the boom-boom session. When the Marlins decide to be moronic and hand out 15,000 of these gadgets before a game, don’t blow your vuvu. I'll take my vuvu punishment exclusively during soccer matches if I'm feeling dangerous enough to watch one.

I was trying to watch Criminal Minds re-runs but my ole man put this game on instead. I only let him keep it on because it was Father’s Day weekend.

Chuck
~TCFB~




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Comment by Holt

June 21st 2010 20:07
Where's that NYC construction worker when you need him? Better than any Papi jersey buried in New Yankee Stadium, how about anonymously leaving large cardboard boxes of these World Cup V-trumpets right next to the entrances of Y-Stadium? Not for the Sox games at Short-right-field Stadium, but for every other home game they have.

I'd love to watch highlights of Sportscenter to see them highlight a Cano or Texeira dinger, only to here the *Bvzzphrrrrrrrrrrrrt* echoing throughout the House That Jeter Built.

Comment by Joe Soriano

June 22nd 2010 16:54


Pro Sports Wrap
Yeah, this voodoo vuvu stuff is getting out of hand. Save it for South Africa people! This is Major League Baseball, and not the World Cup. I do think they are off track because their Marlins' guy Hanley keeps kicking the ball around.

Comment by Chuck H

June 22nd 2010 16:56


Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB
good point Joe.

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