Chris CrockettJailbirds At Oneida Correctional Better Watch Out When Plaxico Gets Off Punishment
May 4th 2010 14:30
(From TMZ Sports )
Former New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress caught a serious punishment during his stint behind bars -- dude lost his recreational time privileges for one month after lying to a guard.
According to the New York Post, Plaxico was smacked with a one-month ban from recreational time at the Oneida Correctional Facility back in November after he allegedly told a guard that he had secured permission to make a phone call ... when in fact, he had not.
According to the New York Post, Plaxico was smacked with a one-month ban from recreational time at the Oneida Correctional Facility back in November after he allegedly told a guard that he had secured permission to make a phone call ... when in fact, he had not.
Can you imagine how giddy the rest of the cons were, out on the jail sandlot or on the B-Ball courts were when this jailbird legislation was handed down on Plax?
“Shit fellas, we can finally even out the playing field again while this trifling bastard is on the sidelines for lying like a punk. This fool just kills us every day. Let’s get this little soiree back to pre-Plax normal, bitches! Spike….Ox….you two team captains. Now pick me!!!!! I wanna be first pick bitch…pick me bitch…pick me. Plax gone...Plax gone, bitch!”
Imagine how good Plax must be out there? I mean, he’s a professional athlete in the prime of his career. He must lay down severe ass whoopins on the inmate competition. You think Deacon Moss kicked asses and took names in two sports in The Longest Yard re-make in 2005? Plax one-ups that shit with his eyes closed?
You bitches better watch out when the trouser trout trigger man gets off suspension. He'll be ready. Will you?
Chuck
~TCFB~
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