Chris CrockettJosh Cribbs' Wife 'Tweeting' About Him & Contract During Game
December 21st 2009 20:15
From Deadspin
GOOOOOOOO TEAM! Check out ‘Strawbaby16’, Maria Cribbs! Maria is the wife of Joshua Cribbs, one of the only bright spots on a rather dismal Cleveland Browns NFL Football team. Here’s Maria on Twitter during his game Sunday…
“THAT WAS SO SEXY!!” (After he scored a Touchdown)
AND
“If they don't pay this boy Imma take the keys to all the cars in the house so he can't get to work!” (General statement during game)
So this got me to thinking?? How awesome would it be if Gi Bunchen did this during Patriots games in support of Tommy Brady? While we’re at it, let’s take it a step further. How awesome would it be if Billy Belichick had a Twitter account as well. The scenarios are limitless.
{During the game}
Gi: Woo-hoo…That’s so sexy Tommy, keep throwing it like that to that little munchkin Wes #83! I love it!!!
Gi: WTF!!!!!! Light sucks.. Another sack on my baby Tommy cuz Light keeps getting beat! I hate Light! I need to talk to Coachie!
{After the game, Gi hooks up with Billy B on Twitter}
Gi @BillyBDarthVader: My baby Tommy came home with too many bruises on his bum-bum after the game, I would appreciate it, if you’d bench that overpaid sack of linguica sausage, Matt Light, and get Vollmer back in to protect my hubby’s tushy. Enough is enough Coachie. Obrigado!
BillyBDarthVader @Gi: Coach’s decision Gi.
Gi @BillyBDarthVader: Coachie, I’m going to Direct Message you so nobody can see what we are about to talk about. Meet me in there.
BillyBDarthVader @Gi: Right.
{Billy B and Gi in the ‘champagne room’ on Twitter where nobody can see them}
Gi @BillyBDarthVader: How bout this Coachie? You know that hot little ticket you’ve been dating on the side? The one I set you up with when you and Dean Pees came to Carnival last year in Rio? You know that BIGGGGGG parade we have every year… the one where you were being a bad boy on the float with all sorts of those Brazilian hotties? Replace Light or I tell your pretty girlfriend the whole story.
BillyBDarthVader @Gi: Vollmer replaces Light next week. Coaches decision.
Gi @BillyBDarthVader: Obrigado Coachie! Obrigado!!!
Chuck
~TCFB~
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