Chris CrockettJudge Says You're Not Guilty But You're An Asshole Son
April 13th 2010 19:05
(From CBC News )
Junior hockey player Chris Doyle was found not guilty of assault Friday, but received some harsh words from P.E.I. Judge John Douglas.
Chris Doyle entering court on March 24. (CBC) "If he was charged with being a colossal asshole, I would find him guilty," said Douglas, chief judge of the provincial court.
"Of assault causing bodily harm, I find him not guilty."
[TCFB aside: Doyle was accused of assaulting a friend of his ex-girlfriend after showing up drunk at his exes house and punching the shit out of a door which in turn whacked the friend in the face]
Now, I can’t lie, I never knew judges could spew this venom in court. That being said, how awesome is this cranky ass judge? I love this guy. He’s like my hero for Christ sakes. In other words...“You know you’re a colossal asshole, the girl knows you’re a colossal asshole, I know you’re a colossal asshole. Now get your stupid hockey stick wielding ass out of my court, you colossal half breed most entitled of assholes. Good Day!” [Ari Gold style salute]
Chuck
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Chuck
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