Chuck HKenny Perry Wouldn’t Understand How A Legend Like Tiger Woods Operates
March 18th 2010 15:00
(From Boston.com )
“He’s had long stretches off in the past and he’s come back and won the first week out. I don’t see how people do that,’’ Perry said yesterday at the Transitions Championship. “I really don’t understand that. I cannot process that in my head. I think he needs to get competitiveness somewhere.’’
Perry didn’t hear all the news about Woods, so he assumed he was at least playing in the Tavistock Cup.
“He’s not playing in that either?’’ he said. “Well, he’s going to astound us all if he goes out there and wins the thing.’’
Kenny, let’s slow down and logically think about this situation for a minute.
In the words of the immortal, Allen Iverson…. “PRACTICE!??”
Once Tiger turned ten years old, practice was over and ass kicking was in session. For Christ sakes, Kenny, this guy didn’t even need to practice or get himself used to the art of having sex 600 times a day and then dominating putz’ like you in major PGA events the next morning. Prince Woodstick just went to work. You wouldn’t understand.
This is a win-win for someone of Prince Woodstick’s legendary status…
“I’m not coming back one goddamn second before the biggest PGA event of the year, The Masters. We’ll see you in Augusta. I am Michael Jordan. The rest of you are lucky if you’re even considered the Scottie Pippen’s of the golf world when I’m on the scene.. If I come back and finish top 10 in this tournament---or heaven forbid---top 5 or higher, my legend grows, and the rest of you tools who have been ‘practicing’ in tournaments like the Tavistock Cup, will continue to sniff my jock and like it. If by chance I have a sub-par showing in Augusta, oh well, look at what I’ve been through. What did people expect? Joslyn James just released all of our back and forth sexting on her website, it through me for more of a loop then expected..
WIN-WIN for Tiger! Wake up, Kenny.”
WIN-WIN for Tiger! Wake up, Kenny.”
Chuck
~TCFB~
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