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Kobe Bryant Would Never Allow Tyler McGill To Ride Him Like A Pony

June 9th 2010 19:30
<I>Tyler McGill</I>
Tyler McGill


If you haven’t heard of Tyler McGill, let me bring him into your life.

McGill’s friends told him if he walked from Boston to New York (200 miles) that he could have their front row tickets to Games 3, 4, and 5 at the Garden or something. I don’t know, check out more on Green Street.

Well, he did it.

He was there on Tuesday.

He had this to say…

“I’m going to be in Shannon Brown’s head all day. I’m going to be riding Kobe [Bryant] like a pony out there,” McGill said. “The Celts are going to have an extra man on the court with them at all times.”

First off, you’re a tool. Anybody who does something as dumb as this is a tool. Second off, Kobe has many ponies to ride him on a daily basis. Here one day, gone the next. It’s a process he’s become very accustomed to over the years. Like an injured horsie headed off to the glue factory, they’ll always be more coming down the mountain. Did you think that little blip on the radar screen in Colorado changed his ways? That said, you’ll have no affect. He will treat you like Chris Rock or worse. You are not his type of pony. He will not let you ride him.

You can color me ecstatic that you’re going after Shannon Brown though. Now there’s a guy that 99% of us are VERY concerned with in this series. Screw Gasol. Screw Fisher. Screw Bynum. Screw Ronnie Artest. We gotta get in Shannon Brown’s head.

Go get em, McGill!


Chuck
~TCFB~


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Comment by Tommy G

June 9th 2010 19:41
This guy was featured on ESPN First Take for 5 minutes yesterday - looks like an absolute ToolBag yet they interviewed him for a full 5. Longer than they int'd anyone from the C's before Game 3, WTF!

Comment by Chuck H

June 9th 2010 19:46
I bet you we could sit him down and give him 10 elementary school level ?'s on the Celtics and he'd fail miserably. Donnie Wahlberg might even score higher, and he's a pink hat too.

Comment by Tommy G

June 9th 2010 19:59
True that! BTW, tell T-Slats I said Whazzup & the Refs to stay away on Thursday nite!

Comment by Anonymous

June 11th 2010 19:45
Are you celts fans or lakers fans. How was your couch seat and your stat sheet.

Comment by Chuck H

June 11th 2010 19:54
is that you Tyler? Stop Googling your own name!

Comment by Anonymous

June 15th 2010 15:37
Coming from someone who knows Mcgill, he's very intelligent, owns his own business, and is an overall great guy in our town. So how about you all close your mouths and stop judging him. Who honestly cares what he is wearing? And to say "Anybody who does something as dumb as this is a tool" hahaha are you kidding? He is STANDING on the court while you losers are sitting on your asses watching the Lakers lose. And if you're a Celtics fan, face it: he's a REAL Celtics fan who did what he needed to do to get tickets. Again, enjoy your nosebleed section seats while players such as Bill Belichick, Tom Brady, and Nate Robinson give him credit. At least the rest of Boston supports their fellow fan.

'ATTA BOY TYLER RYE IS SUPPORTING YOU! WE LOVE YOU BRO!

Comment by Chuck H

June 15th 2010 15:43
Tools, it's a joke. Humor. RELAX.

Comment by Chuck H

June 15th 2010 15:51
oh, and for any more of you anonymous pussies that can't lighten up and take a joke and want to call "us" losers. Just call me a loser. I run this site, nobody else. I'm accountable. Now go grab some lunch with your buddies, Brady, Billy-B, and Nate Dog, you name dropping tools.

Comment by Holt

June 15th 2010 17:24
Just some two cents (this is classic comedy -- you can't make this stuff up):
- Being a tool and being smart/owning a business are not mutually exclusive possibilities.
- Posting ANYTHING anonymous takes away from accountability and, therefore, believability.
- Jumping on 'Anonymously' and then spitballing heightens the Theater of the Ridiculous in every comment you make.
- BTW, surprising, I belive you that he is a great guy, but when one throws themselves in the 15 minute limelight by undertaking a goofy one-off, the degree to which they are 'great' is directly proportionate to their ability to take the klieglights. Mr. Mous (that's Mr. Anony Mous to me) would have me think he ain't so good at it.

Comment by Wex

June 16th 2010 01:25
Tyler McGill is the man.....I've known this kid for a long time...he's anything but a tool......he also gets more ass than a toilet seat! Hot Chicks TOO!!!

Comment by The Real Chuck

June 16th 2010 04:49
Any jerkoff can have a blog these days apparently

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