Chuck HLenny Dykstra Stuck Needles In His Ass “Bro”…Color Me Not One Bit Surprised
July 1st 2010 13:00
(From USA Today)
Here's what Dykstra said, according to an excerpt of Randall Lane's book, The Zeroes: My Misadventures in the Decade Wall Street Went Insane, published on the website, The Daily Beast:
"You know, I was like a pioneer for that stuff. … The juice. I was like the very first to do that. Me and (Jose) Canseco."
The statement confirms what was suggested in Major League Baseball's Mitchell Report, published in 2007. According to the Mitchell Report, Dykstra, now 47, admitted to former Mets clubhouse employee Kirk Radomski in 1989 that he had used steroids.
Canseco, who hit 462 career home runs, admitted to using steroids in 2005.
"At first it wasn't even illegal," Dykstra said, according' to Lane's book. "Then, after a few years, I had to go to a doctor, and get a prescription. You know how I got my stuff? Just walking into a pharmacy, bro. It was as simple as that."
Bro, whatever you hadda do to earn your cheddah bro, you hadda do it bro. You gotta feed your fam, bro. Bro, “eenie-meenie-miny-moe, stick a needle in your toe”, bro. Or your ass bro. Wherever bro. It’s all good, bro. Make cheddah-cheddah, make cheddah-cheddah!
Bro, just like when you attempted to do dat men’s hair dye commercial, remember bro? The one dat hit the cutting room floor when they couldn't get you to talk sensibly, bro. The gig Keith Hernandez got you, bro? Gotta earn dat extra cheddah! You hadda keep flyin in private jets, bro, not no “commercial tubes.” Remember, bro? Here’s your ad, bro, too bad it never made it…..
“Yo bros, you got some gray hairs in your beards, on your domes, or ball bushes? You gotta be like Nails and wash dat shit away with some Just For Men.. and best of all it don’t cost you much ‘cheddah’ bros. It’s only $15.99 if you enter dat code on da bottom of da TV Screen when you order.”
Lenny Dykstra = Pioneer of hard core morons, “bro”
Chuck
~TCFB~
| 148 |
| Vote |
subscribe to this blog
Comment by Josh Gans
Pretty funny stuff Chuck, always a laugh when I visit.
Comment by Chuck H
Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB