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Martellus Bennett Carries On The Rage Of E-Mailing Snapshots Of Your Bologna Pony & Getting Burned

July 27th 2010 13:00
Martellus Bennett

(From ESPN )

"These pictures were taken four years ago and placed on the Internet recently without my knowledge or consent," Bennett said in a statement released by the Cowboys on Monday. "I understand that they are totally inappropriate. And for that I am sorry. I regret the embarrassment that it has caused the organization."

"We discussed this matter today with Martellus and will address it further on an internal basis," Cowboys vice president of communications Rich Dalrymple said.

I mean, in this effed up world we live in now, I wish I could say I'm surprised when another snappin' of the schlong in a mirror occurs with an athlete. Not surprising. I've written on this topic before on TCFB back when I was a little more naive to this now "all the rage" act of disgustingness. So no, this isn't about me being taken aback that it's happened again. This is about something else.

How do you think the Cowboys VP of Communications, Dick Dalrymple, "communicates" his displeasure with young Martellus?

I mean, I once had to tell a guy who worked for me that he smelled and needed to switch up the deodorant (or start actually using it), but this was after the guy who ran the department before me had already had the displeasure of breaking the ice with him on this subject matter, so it made it slightly easier on me. [Hey, if you're reading this, what's up big guy? Hope all is well.]

That said, imagine actually having to talk to a guy about cutting back on taking pictures of his dick and sending them to his flavor of the week because you can't have pictures of that nature showing up on the world wide web?

Tough task for sure. I hope it went ok, Dickie-D.


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Comment by 5280

July 27th 2010 13:34
Still looking for a camera phone that can capture the whole thing without placing it 40 feet away so I guess I am exempt from this rant.

Yours truly,
The Alphabet Man (less the vowels)

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