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New York Jets Hand Antonio Cromartie Bonus For Childcare Purposes

March 8th 2010 17:30
Antonio Cromartie,TCFB


(From NJ.com)

With seven children by six different women in five states and at least five paternity suits in the past two years, new Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie needs cash.

The Jets have stepped up, giving Cromartie $500,000 in up-front money (in the form of a bonus) on the final year of a contract that'll pay him $1.7 million in 2010, according to the NFL Network.

Mighty kind of the NYJ’s to hand Antonio a little cash up front for diapers, but how do they see this situation healing itself moving forward? HE’S MOVING TO NEW YORK! Femme Fatales of all varieties (classy, trashy, pro hookers, underage deviants) in the Empire state will be looking to take a ride on the Cromartie Express. Don’t forget, Antonio, you’ve been playing ball out in San Diego. It’s completely understood by me that you have a mighty fine ‘road record’ of conception, but living in New York full time is a much different story than San Diego, my friend. One word AC.…..VASCECTOMY. Chop, chop!

Chuck
~TCFB~


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Comment by Big Daddy

March 8th 2010 17:51
Dicks like him don't get vascectomies.........

Comment by Chuck H

March 8th 2010 18:22

Comment by Big Daddy

March 8th 2010 18:59
Sounds like he'd need the whole HORSE

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