Chris CrockettPhil Mickelson Wishes Tiger Well & Wants To See Him Back Soon...Sure He Does
January 29th 2010 17:20
( From article in USA Today )
"I mean, it's important for him to come back and be a part of the sport," Mickelson said. "But right now he's got a lot more important things going on in his life. Amy and I are good friends with both Tiger and Elin, and we care deeply about how this turns out. But I'm going to choose not to talk about it publicly anymore, and I appreciate your understanding on that."
Let me paraphrase for you:
"Hey Tiger, Phil 'The Thrill' Mickelson here.... STAY THE HELL OFF OF THE TOUR FOR AS LONG AS EFFIN POSSIBLE!! Woooooooo-EFFIN-Hooooooooo!!!! Phil is the King of the PGA!!!!! I made a nice little statement to the press saying how I cared for you and Elin and what good friends we are, but I'll never forget when you hit on my wife back in '05. Take your sweet ass time in rehab you toolbox sex addict!! I am King!!! Hear me roar! Watch my man-boobies bounce around as I jump up and down in exultation! I am the mother effin King! Goddamn it, it sure feels good to be King!"
Chuck
~TCFB~
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