Chris CrockettQué te está pareciendo la corrida? Julio Aparicio Thinks It Sucks
May 25th 2010 13:00
OK?
I said, OK?!?!?!
This is why we weren’t meant to behave like foolish bastards and tease goddamn bulls with red linen tablecloths. Do you see? Comprende? Is it worth it?
I’ll tell you one thing, it wasn’t worth it for Julio Aparicio last week. Amazingly he’s out of the hospital after being in critical condition after this bull said, “what up, Julio, you want some!?!” Somehow I missed this bull on human violence that took place until I saw the AP story that was reporting Aparicio was doing better in my Google Reader headlines.
While I’m on this subject, all you half asses out there who have a life long desire to head to Pamplona and ‘Run With The Bulls’, watch your asses, you pack of mental midgets...
In my humble opinion, any of you jagoffs that want to go have a pissed off bull chase your fat ass down the street, Spain should do you a solid. They should combine the effin stupid Tomatina Tomato Fight , with the Running of the Bulls. Two grand events combined into one blood bath. Just don't hit Benny the Bull with a ripe one or he will tear your shit up.
Godspeed.
(Oh, and the Spanish phrase in the title meant, “What do you think of the bullfight so far?”)
Chuck
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