Chuck HRandom ‘Two Cent’ Ramblings On---Semenya, Matsui, Jeter, Stallworth, Plaxico, Favre
August 25th 2009 13:06
**Heard about ‘female’ track star Caster Semenya from South Africa yet? Apparently a little confusion with determining the ole gender again for a track & field athlete. This brings back memories of Dora ‘The Explorer’ Ratjen. I’m not getting into the fine print on this issue, just google her/he and find out the details---but here’s my suggestion--- forget the classical testing. Dress Caster in some lacy black stockings and pumps along with a little low-cut black cocktail dress that showcases the cleavage or the man-boobs and have he/her prance around the bar area that Coach Pitino frequents. If the pretty young thing(or PYT as Michael Jackson used to say) does the job and turns Ricky on, let him be the gender judge after he takes Caster down to his 'booth' where all the fun takes place after hours.
**Is there a bigger pain in the ass than ‘All Ugly Team President’ Hideki Matsui if you are a Red Sox pitcher or fan? Out of all those Yankee hitters, I swear I fear him the most. He just punishes this team year in and year out.
**Speaking of the Yankees, a lot of you know that I have a long running bro-mance with Derek Jeter. He is the epitome of what a star athlete should be if you ask me. Plays hard every day and you never hear of any off the field BS other than what fine actress he dated or is currently dating. He is a great clutch ballplayer and future Hall of Famer who gets it done year in and year out in between the lines. In hitting .332 with 16 HR along with being the great leader he’s always been for those Yankee teams, is this the year he finally adds an MVP to his legacy as the Boston Herald’s John Tomase brought up yesterday? I say yes. My fellow Boston fans--- check yourselves--- look at Dustin Pedroia’s numbers last year before telling me Jeter isn’t worthy.
**Kind of funny how the judicial system works sometimes huh? Donte Stallworth killed a man in a drunk driving accident and walks away with a spanking on his bum-bum and his biggest problem is getting used to wearing an ankle bracelet while he works out at home. Plaxico Burress is now getting ready to serve 2 years in the pen for accidently almost blasting his own twig and berries off in a club with his ‘gat’ in his boxers. Strange days indeed.
**Catch any of America’s BFF Brett Favre and his first exhibition performance the other night? I caught it and you know what I say? Good for you Brett. I’m extremely tired of this saga, but you are sort of like the NFL’s answer to Roger Clemens’ old mercenary role in baseball. If you can get a team to pony up that type of cake for your services---kudos to you Fav-rah. But honestly, how long before your main gig is just to spit shine Minnesota Head Coach Brad Childress’ shiny bald head? You’re just not that good anymore #4. Reality sucks. I agree.
Chuck Hanf
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Comment by Orton hears a boo
What is it's middle name? Ated?
Comment by Chuck H
Two Cents From Beantown
TCFB
Comment by 5280
It is just too easy some times. Semen-ya. Ovum-no
Comment by Josh Gans