Chuck HRandom ‘Two Cents’ On Super Bowl Sunday
February 5th 2010 15:00
** Biggest mismatch in Super Bowl History, IMO, was the ‘nail biter’ that took place back in Super Bowl XX. Pats vs. Bears. Boy, did my Pats really battle in that epic matchup. The highlight of the game for us Pats fans came about 3 minutes into the game when Tony Franklin took off his sock and kicked a bare foot FG to make it 3-zip Pats. There have been other SB blowouts of course, but that Pats team had no right being on the same field as Chicago that day. What a beating.
** People always say, “I can’t believe the Patriots lost that Super Bowl to the Giants?” I say, “I can’t believe the Patriots lost that EFFIN 2006 AFC Title game against the Colts!” My God, that was brutal. Of course, like any glutton for punishment, I watched the second half of that game on NFL Network the other night. To think, the fraudulent Chicago Bears were waiting to get spanked like bad little girls for what they did to us back in SB XX. Oh well.
** Saints QB, Drew Brees, is listed at 6’0’’ tall. This really means he’s probably 5’11’’. Doug Flutie was 5’10’’. See, you can be on the shorter size and be a legit star QB. Flutie was a ‘Little Engine That Could’ feel good story who was way overrated by people because of his size. Sorry Doug, it’s true.
** I would be lying if I said that the loss of Colts star DE Dwight Freeney didn’t make a difference, because it does. But I’m still sticking with the Colts in a tight, high scoring matchup on Sunday.
** Peyton Manning---it turns out---isn’t the head coach of the Indianapolis Colts. I just found out that it’s some guy named, Jim Caldwell.
* The pizza industry estimates roughly 350 slices of pizza will be eaten per second of the game. Think about that. 350 slices per goddamn second!
** I don’t know about you, but I’m anxiously counting down the minutes til I hear ‘The Who’ perform the CSI theme song at halftime.
** The statement above is not really true. I can wait. I can wait for a long, long time.
** Seeing Chad Ochodinko and his crew parading around with their OCNN (Ocho Cinco News Network) hats and shirts on while trying to score interviews like every other media member at the Super Bowl, reminds me of why I can’t hate this guy. He stays out of trouble and has a lot of good, clean fun with his life.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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Comment by 5280
Quick aside here... since you receive advertising revenue for this blog are you not considered "the media" and subject to restrictions using the official term for "The Big Game"? Just want to make sure the Commish doesn't show up at your door with his hand out.
Anyhoo, so I was saying "The Big Game" XXII and my beloved Broncos are favored to beat Washington. I make around 4.85 per hour at the time and bet my entire savings on the Broncos.
First pass from scrimmage, long, beautiful falling into Mark Jackson's hands and away we Three Ami-go.
At the end of that game I felt like I had gotten hate-banged by Doug Williams and every other member of the 'Skins, twice, no lube.
Go Saints for no other reason than it is spiritually uplifting to see the underdog win.
Peace,
5280
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