Chuck HRandom Two Cents---Andre Agassi...Pete Rose...Bill Simmons & WEEI
November 13th 2009 14:06
**It has now come out that on top of Andre Agassi wearing a ‘partial’ toupee as part of his famous mullet ‘do, that he was a fan of ‘free ballin’ it on the court after 1997. Also, he wore lifts in his shoes so Brooke Shields could wear heels when they got married. Andre: Why? Why? Why did you feel the need to disclose all of this on top of your crystal meth habit and admitting you tanked a few matches. For Christ sakes, some people just need the limelight so badly, and when it’s gone, they will do anything to get it back. Good work, Andre. What comes out in the next book? When you played tournaments at Wimbledon you smoked a bone pre-match with your complimentary strawberries and cream and wore Brooke’s thong during your matches, but only on those hot and muggy days pre-1997 before you abandoned skivvies all together? Go away Andre.
**So mensa member, Pete Rose, is dating a mighty fine looking & shall we say--well endowed-- Korean girl. Apparently, he is pushing really hard for the Playboy peeps to let her display her talents in Hef's prestigious magazine.. Check out what Pete had to say about the situation and how he keeps himself young…
"Oh, no. You got to stay young, keep yourself young. And that's all part of it. You know, I work in Vegas 17 days a month at The Field of Dreams store, and you know, my girl's a real educated girl -- she graduated from Arizona State. She had a very prestigious job several years ago when she was a flight attendant for Korean Airlines, which is really a big deal in Korea, and she's Korean. And let's just hope that the Playboy people like her, and if they don't, that's okay too. We'll just turn the page and thank them for the opportunity."
Pete, you are such a tool. Such a tool. Someone---who in my opinion--- deserves to be a Hall of Famer, but nonetheless, a dumb, dumb toolbox. Glad your girl is ‘a real educated girl’ because you have about two brain cells left up in that square head of yours, and they’re both fighting with each other. Here’s what I say… I say Hef accepts her into his Playboy stable and takes her away from you in the process. Bet me…. Bet me you dum-aaaay!
**So Bill Simmons (ESPN writer, ‘The Sports Guy’) and MA homeboy(who grew up in CT), hates the Big O and the #1 rated drive time sports show in the nation, WEEI’s ‘The Big Show.’ The feelings seem to be reciprocated by ‘The Big Show’ toward Simmons. Great! Now, both of you please shut the hell up. Both sides, keep going back and forth like immature 12 year olds. Wah.. Wah.. Wah… Hate each other and move on for me please, will you? You both make a boatload of money and are in the top echelon in your fields (covering sports for a living). What’s the pissing contest about? We get it…According to Big O, Simmons was so friendly toward him that he did everything but give him a complimentary ‘reach around’ in a New Orleans bar after the Patriots beat the Rams in the Super Bowl, after publicly saying previously and thereafter that he hated the bullies from the Big Show. Whatever. Maybe one of the transvestites in the Nawlins’ bar you two were in, slipped Billy a roofie and he became fruity and loopy and he wanted to get to know you better, Ordway. Maybe 'The Sports Guy' thought 'your tractor was sexy' as Kenny Chesney once put it..He was drunk, get over it. According to Simmons, Big O and the Big Show are a pack of bullies, so to show them, he went on the air with their competition over at 98.5 (Mazz and Felger) the other day. I’ll show you Big O! Nah..nah..nah..nah..nah..nah! !! Get over it fellas.( For more on this story… click HERE )
Chuck
~TCFB~
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