Chuck HRony Seikaly Basically Calls John Sally A Dumb Son Bitch For Playing Hoop For Free In Playoffs
July 27th 2010 15:00
Rony Seikaly
(From Deadspin … Rony Seikaly---back in the day---telling spewing a little wisdom to John Salley about his days with the Pistons and going deep in the playoffs every year.)
Seikaly: "But you only get paid from November to April. That's taking too much of the summer, man. This is ridiculous."
Salley: "Well, playing for a championship is about pride. It's not about money."
Seikaly: "It has to be, because this is some bullshit. You guys play an extra two months."
[Salley: And I was like, holy shit. I didn't even realize it. I was playing an extra two-and-a-half months, for free.]
Shit, there’s a man I want to go to battle with right there!
Rony Seikaly!
I mean, the pride, selflessness, & risking of individual success for the greater good, just jumps off the page.
God bless this smooth operator, aka “The Lebanese Lover.” Screw playing past the regular season for no extra benjamins. You know there’s nowhere he’d rather be then down on South Beach, oiled up and in a Speedo, asking every femme fatale walking by if they know who he is and if they don’t would they like to get to know him. Sort of like Derek Lowe (minus the Speedo, most of the time) when he used to frequent The Stadium in Southie, throw back about 15 beers in an hour, and hit on every female with a pulse. Who can blame him?
NBA Playoffs? NBA Championships? Playing for free?
No thanks.
“I won my FIBA World Championship for Spain in 1986, bitches. That’s good enough for me. You don’t meet high quality road beef like Elsa Benitez and then marry her sexy ass when you’re bangin’ on behemoths like Shaq in the low post in June. Get a clue. While you were bangin’ some nasty sweaty road beef named Shaquille, I was making sweet love to a fine Mexican supermodel named Elsa. I win. You don’t. Simple.”
Chuck
~TCFB~
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