Chris CrockettSean Salisbury Admits He Snapped Photos Of Himself…'Down There'..In Bar
January 22nd 2010 18:10
(From USA Today … Sean Salisbury admits to taking pictures of his genitals and showing them in a Connecticut bar back in 2006.)
"I was ashamed, and I didn't want to say anything," says Salisbury, who was an NFL quarterback for eight years and an ESPN NFL analyst for 12. "I thought it would go away and let my ego get in the way. Since then, I've beat myself up about it more than 10 baseball bats could. A stupid mistake can cost you, and this has really cost me. I should have been having this conversation a long time ago."
I’m all for second chances in life. It depends on what it is that you actually do in the first place to need a second chance.
That said, Salisbury was suspended by ESPN for a week for undisclosed reasons back when this happened and then his contract wasn’t renewed. He’s since lost another job because of ‘disagreements over his contract and show content.’
I guess he deserves a second chance and I’m glad you got this off your chest Sean, but I have to ask you…What are you doing at 43 years of age, snapping pictures of you wanger in public? Was this to impress a young lady at the bar? Does this work? I want to meet the young lady that this worked on if it did indeed work for Sean that night back in 2006. I mean, imagine if it did? This could do wonders for all the shy guys out there still searching for the love and lust……
Step #1) Bring your iPhone into a bar
Step #2) Set your sights on the young lady you are targeting
Step #3) Just jam your phone down your pants and snap a picture of your member
Step #4) Hand iPhone to the young lady and say, “You like” (see ‘shy guys’, only two words you need to say)
Step #5) Leave bar with young lady
Now this is all dependent on Sean’s method actually working…If it doesn’t, zip up as fast as you can without 'Something About Marying' yourself and run as fast as you can.. Oh, and don’t forget to rip the phone out of her hands before you do!
Chuck
~TCFB~
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