Chris CrockettSexy Rexy Will Indeed Ask The Patriots How His Ass Taste On HBO...Cue The Music
March 25th 2010 16:00
So Rexy & the Jets are headed to HBO’s reality show ‘Hard Knocks’ fame during training camp, huh? They apparently beat out the Houston Texans in their quest for HBO fame.
No offense to the Texans, but did they ever have a shot in hell here?
Sexy Rexy sucking down his morning cream filled cruller from Dunkins as he spits all over himself yelling about his depth chart and how he loves the new OT rules because his defense reigns supreme...then spewing something like this....
“Put that cute little pretty boy/cardio boxer Brady out there with that half ass group of guys he calls wideouts and let's see what happens to them, right Darrelle??!!! Get in here Darrelle!! Let’s whoop it up right here on HBO! [Sexy Rexy turns on Nelly’s hit, #1]You too Cromartie! Take off your Jack Byrnes man boob breast feeding vest , put your 15th child in the crib and get your skinny ass over here! How our asses taste, Billy B and the Beaners?! Shoot for this big fat white ass as a target #12… you supermodel wannabe….Turn that shit up Darrelle… bob your head with me homey... ‘I am #1…Cuz two is not a winner & three nobody remembers!’”
Vs.
Who is the head coach of the Texans again?
Vs.
Who is the head coach of the Texans again?
Easy decision for HBO if you ask me.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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That is my Homeboy Gary who backed up the immortal John Elway for so many years.
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