Your Average JoeTake Me Out To The Ballgame…To Die?
February 26th 2010 17:33
Anyone out there who has a heart patient in their lives that they can’t stand and would like to eradicate from the face of the earth, I have a solution for you. The best part of the solution is that it involves taking them to a baseball game and you don’t even have to put your hands on the person. How would the authorities suspect you of any ‘foul play’(no pun intended) if your heart patient friend went down for the count at a baseball game that you took him to?
Here’s what you do…..You take them to Fifth Third Ballpark in the Grand Rapids.
Why, you ask? (See below from Sporting News )
The Detroit Tigers affiliate in the Class A Midwest League on Feb. 9 began soliciting online votes for 10 concession-stand concoctions, with the winner to be announced next month. The season opens April 11.
What culinary concoctions are on the list of choices?
•Twinkie Cheese Dogs---Yup, a juicy weiner stuck in between a cream filled Twinkie and drizzled w/cheese sauce. YUM!
•Chocolate Covered Bacon---Pretty self explanatory!
•Chocolate Covered Bacon---Pretty self explanatory!
Those two snacks would get the job done, but here’s my personal favorite…The Pink Panther! The Panther contains pink cotton candy stuffed inside of a hot dog bun, covered with frosting and drizzled with root beer syrup on top. MMM!
Shit, you can’t go wrong any of the above. Simply signal the concessionaire and buy Johnny ‘Heart Problem’ the winning snack and watch the magic happen!
Chuck
~TCFB~
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So, I was thinking about it. I would try a slice of that chocolate bacon just for the experience and to see how it tastes. However I would never touch the Twinkie Cheese Dog or the notorious Pink Panther. Hideous.