John CTCFB's Sox By Numbers...John Lackey vs James Shields
June 29th 2010 18:30
June 29, 2010
Rays @ Red Sox, 7:10pm---@ Fenway
Rays @ Red Sox, 7:10pm---@ Fenway
Shield's Daddy's
David Ortiz--- .393 avg/ 2 HR/ 7 doubles (28 AB)
Lackey's Minor Ray Pains In Ass... But No Worries
Carl Crawford--- .421 avg/ 1 HR/ 1 triple/ 2 doubles (38 AB)
Jason Bartlett--- .368 avg/ 3 triples/ 1 double (19 AB)
Daddy TCFB's Words of Wisdom: Overall, these fellas who currently make up this Tampa squad are hitting .332 against Lackey over the course of their careers. Drew & Martinez are fellow Daddy's of James Shields but aren't in the lineup tonight. Big game for Lackey & a big series for these two clubs. Hopefully the bitch slapping continues in the Tampa dugout and the Sox can capitalize on it. Let us not forget, fellas, these clowns used to be the "Devil" Rays. Their claim to fame up til a few years ago was when former Red Sox star, Wade Boggs, "came home" to Tampa and got his 3000th hit when he hit a dong as a Devil Ray, then proceeded to make love to home plate--dry hump style--after his trot. Let's bring them back to the days of shoddy Devil Ray ball and dominate them this week.
Chuck
~TCFB~
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